Tuesday, March 06, 2007
A little theory of mine about 'poo'.
I know. You are probably thinking, 'OK..What is she up to here'. Don't worry. It isn't anything sick. It's just a little theory I have. It is a fact of life. Hopefully it will help you.
This is my theory. You get the feeling that you need to 'poo' but you are busy doing something. So you hold it in. But when the feeling comes the next time you run to the toilet 'cause it is going to go 'boom'!(If you know what I mean.)
I even have proof that my theory is true.
There was this once this certain person,(not going to mention who) needed to 'poo'. But was busy doing something and didn't want to stop half way, so this person held it in. And then the feeling came again but this person continued to hold it in. Then the feeling came again for the third time. But this person kept on holding. Fourth time the feeling came. Person was still holding. But when the feeling came the fifth time.. Man this person was running to the toilet!! If this person waited another millisecond the 'poo' would have not made it into the toilet bowl.
So see.My theory is true!Haha...I hope it wasn't too sick and disgusting for you. But I thought about it yesterday. And let me tell you..I was so very high yesterday. So don't be surprised that I thought about it yesterday.
HAHAHAHAHAH!!! How hilarious is it?!! Especially the writing on it. Sigh..HAHAHAHAH!!!
That's all for now.
Kels.
This is my theory. You get the feeling that you need to 'poo' but you are busy doing something. So you hold it in. But when the feeling comes the next time you run to the toilet 'cause it is going to go 'boom'!(If you know what I mean.)
I even have proof that my theory is true.
There was this once this certain person,(not going to mention who) needed to 'poo'. But was busy doing something and didn't want to stop half way, so this person held it in. And then the feeling came again but this person continued to hold it in. Then the feeling came again for the third time. But this person kept on holding. Fourth time the feeling came. Person was still holding. But when the feeling came the fifth time.. Man this person was running to the toilet!! If this person waited another millisecond the 'poo' would have not made it into the toilet bowl.
So see.My theory is true!Haha...I hope it wasn't too sick and disgusting for you. But I thought about it yesterday. And let me tell you..I was so very high yesterday. So don't be surprised that I thought about it yesterday.
HAHAHAHAHAH!!! How hilarious is it?!! Especially the writing on it. Sigh..HAHAHAHAH!!!
That's all for now.
Kels.
# posted by kelseykatrina @ 5:24 pm 
