Saturday, May 05, 2007
Classic stuff...
This is classic stuff man. Haha..I laughed so hard. You shall too. Haha..Got it off Adriel's site. It cracked me up. Have fun laughing.
Multiple ways to scare away sane people (this is where I put period)
Here are a few ways to be like me.. (in other words... scare away sane people)
Just say all of the following at the right time... and with practice and perseverance.. You can be the next Oprah Winfrey..
When you see that a man's trouser's zipper is down :
" *raise your hands like you're saying goodbye (or hi whichever makes you happy) and say.. woah! is this a stickup?"
When really boring sunday school teachers ask you whatt is John 9:9
"it's a verse teacher."
If you have a fat friend.. " grab his/her belt and circle around him/her and shout.. LIES! Phileas Fogg wasn't the only person who could travel around the world in 80 days!
(Only for Malaysians)
"Your friend spots an appealing girl/guy at the mall... If he/she says :
" WOAH.. check her/him out.. she's/he's HOTT!"
You answer :
" Yeah.. I know.. That's cause Malaysia is quite near the equator".
Your Bestfriend is having a bad day... give him/her words of encouragement..
I'm retarded... and I'm only one you can relate to... no wonder you're mad.."
A girl askedyou whether you want to go on a DATE.. reply the following
" How about we go on a raisin?"..
(If you dont get it, it's cool... I couldn't get it too... when I was 3..)
PICK ON YOUR LOCAL NERD TODAY!..
The world already has One retard and it's president Bush...
we don't need more than one retard... Make a difference!!
(for Malaysians)
Dj on hitz dot FM... " SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MUSIC!"..
" we would.. if malay bands didn't sound like a 60 year old woman"
kels
Multiple ways to scare away sane people (this is where I put period)
Here are a few ways to be like me.. (in other words... scare away sane people)
Just say all of the following at the right time... and with practice and perseverance.. You can be the next Oprah Winfrey..
When you see that a man's trouser's zipper is down :
" *raise your hands like you're saying goodbye (or hi whichever makes you happy) and say.. woah! is this a stickup?"
When really boring sunday school teachers ask you whatt is John 9:9
"it's a verse teacher."
If you have a fat friend.. " grab his/her belt and circle around him/her and shout.. LIES! Phileas Fogg wasn't the only person who could travel around the world in 80 days!
(Only for Malaysians)
"Your friend spots an appealing girl/guy at the mall... If he/she says :
" WOAH.. check her/him out.. she's/he's HOTT!"
You answer :
" Yeah.. I know.. That's cause Malaysia is quite near the equator".
Your Bestfriend is having a bad day... give him/her words of encouragement..
I'm retarded... and I'm only one you can relate to... no wonder you're mad.."
A girl askedyou whether you want to go on a DATE.. reply the following
" How about we go on a raisin?"..
(If you dont get it, it's cool... I couldn't get it too... when I was 3..)
PICK ON YOUR LOCAL NERD TODAY!..
The world already has One retard and it's president Bush...
we don't need more than one retard... Make a difference!!
(for Malaysians)
Dj on hitz dot FM... " SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MUSIC!"..
" we would.. if malay bands didn't sound like a 60 year old woman"
kels
# posted by kelseykatrina @ 11:44 pm 
