I have very interesting friends. Friends that I love with all my heart but at the same time wonder with all my heart why we are friends.

Some of them are just so random! I'm not kidding. I got this sms one day (not saying from who) that said : AHH! My stomach is so painful! I feel like I'm giving birth to 2 giraffes!
Or have things like ' Someone said problems are like poo. It stinks at first but if you are successful in handling it, it feels good' as their MSN nick names.

Some...A LOT are extremely lame!! Telling lame jokes is what they live for! Examples? You have no idea what you got yourself into by asking that..haha
= Person : " 'Bob' (not the real name) you a racist?"

Bob : " Yeah.. I race alot.. Race-ist a person who races.. Seeing people race in the Special Olympics also, even if the guy wins... he is still retarded.."

= Q: Why can't skeletons play church music?
A: Because they don't have any organs.

= Q: What did the tablecloth say to the table?
A: "Don't move, I've got you covered.

And many many many more that I shall not say and save for another time! Haha..

Some just say the dumbest, funniest things in the world. Like while playing taboo..

Person 1: The famous person..that uses a paint brush and paper and that..
Person 2: a painter?? artist?
Person 1: yeah yeah yeah!! Who who?
Person 2: AHH!! It's at the top of my lip!
Person 3: Mona Lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!! I'll leave it at that.

Some are really nice and kind. And always looking out for me!
Smsing me when they know I'm down. Or just smsing me when they are thinking about me and that.

Some are just pure EVIL!!!!!!!!!!! Like I don't know what I ever did to deserve some of the things I get. For example...

Today I went to a friend's birthday party. Andrew is his name. So we were all in his back yard and in his garage. He set up the ps2 and ping pong table in the garage. And the trampoline in the backyard. So we were all over the place. It became dark. And it was raining..Yes you heard right. It WAS raining and still IS raining in Adelaide. So we were in the garage. A few of us..Oscar, Robert, James, Andrew, Kathryn and I were standing near the garage just talking. Oscar said something to me. He was teasing me. I was holding a basketball, (me and basketball, dangerous!) so I threw it at his leg. He was holding a can of Kirks drink. And it was the PINK one! Of all colours.. Oscar moved his hand so the ball wont hit it. But he by moving the can away spilled quite a fair bit of the PINK drink on Robert's shirt and jeans. I felt really bad 'cause I did kinda start it. So me being me was apologizing like crazy! And Robert looks at Oscar and goes " Let's get her!" And the 2 of them start coming to me. James did too.Don't know why but yeah. So I ran behind the wall that was behind me and I saw a broom. So I grabbed it and pushed it in front of me. Blocking them. But James and Oscar poured some of the drink on my hands. And they left back into the garage.

I thought " ok...It's all done. All over. They just got my hands." I definitely spoke too soon! I hate it when that happens!
I walk back from behind the wall and Robert comes out of the garage and pours the drink on my head!!! And I was wearing a shirt that could see through if it got wet so I bent down, thinking he would stop..But NO!! I was wrong.He continued. Sigh.....

My WHOLE HEAD was sticky! My neck was sticky and pink! My face also was pink! I went into the toilet and tried to get everything off! My hair obviously stayed sticky! And it happened earlier in the evening so I had to stay the rest of the night with tremendously sticky hair!

Yes..That is only ONE example. They are MANY MANY MANY more!

I just want to say..I love you all with all my heart! No matter how miserable or confusing or interesting or hilarious you make my life...I love you all so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kels

Happy Birthday My Friend Cedric Cha!!!!!!!

Man....I posted another post yesterday.No. Not the one with all those pictures of Nicci. Another one. But the pictures didn't post. It didn't come up. So.I think I'll just post a few other pictures!

Did I post this picture up last time? Well yeah..It was during Influencers Shout..(Influencers for the Youth) We were sitting and this girl had this socks on. I thought it was rather interesting..Couldn't resist so I took a picture. Was laughing quite hard! Haha..

My burnt pot!! Well...Nicci did a good job scrubbing it off. She was in the midst of it. Seriously..You should have seen it man. You see the middle. There was only a small circle in the middle that was not burnt. Like I said..Nicci did a good job scrubbing it. Haha..I'm the coolest person alive! Haha..

Being a poser!

View from Victor Harbor.

Check out the hair man! No I do not know this person. Just saw her hair and was so interested in it I just had to take out my phone and snap a picture of her hair.

First time wearing a skirt in Aussie.

I was bored!

Fish and chips!! Went for lunch last Sunday with Matt George, David and Ryan.

Fully sick bikes!

Remember I posted about how Solid had their Solids Got Talent thing? If you don't oh well. This is my friends life group/cell group doing the biggest loser.
Left to right : Danae Leslie, Robert Thursby, Brenda, Cory.

International Students Mamak Night! Ryan and David being part of the banner.

Ryan and I.

Well..I was a bit bored. So I thought I'll update again and post pictures!
Did I ever tell you I love being in control of people's hair! For example, when you're doing their hair or dying it. You can do all sorts of things!!

On Wednesday I went to a birthday party. And it was real fun. Planned my first 'saboh' with shaving cream and water balloons! It was pretty fun. Didn't take pictures. Forgot! Haha..But yeah. It was all good. Was happy. Smiling non stop. Came home and Nicci( my sister ) asked me to dye her hair.

This is what you get when you ask a girl, who has not had enough of sleep, is quite high, hyper, wont stop laughing and talking, who feels like mucking around and getting in trouble, to dye hair!!!!






The classic one!! Love this!!

There some how always is a nice one. I DID IT THAT'S WHY! Haha..

Yes you can tell I am high! Well..Since I've posted all this not cool pictures,I reckon I should put more. She is gonna kill me. She'll wanna kill me even more if I do it. But she won't. I'm the one that is the life of her life! Haha..Yup! Less than an hours sleep does this to me. (have slept less..WAY less..and been worse than this!)

Well..here you go!

Mother and daughter..Man..You should have seen us man. Nicci was like..Mum do the face with me. And when mum did it.. I cracked up laughing like crazy man!!!!!!!!!! Seriously..If you know me..And you know how I crack up laughing..Oh yeah..But this wasn't like the ordinary..This was laugh until you can't sit in your chair, have to get up and move, stomach is hurting, can't breathe, gonna die, can't stop laughing, cracking up! It was hilarious!! The wonder my tummy is not the size it should be.. I laugh SOOO much! haha




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAhAhAHAHAhAHAhAHAhAHAHAHAHAhAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you didn't get the last 2 pictures..Never mind..Haha!!

I love you NICCI!!!

kels

Is the bomb!!!!

Besides the throbbing headaches when you have fever.
Uncontrollable coughs you have when you have the cough.(duH!!)
Itchy-ness of the throat when you have cough.
Unstoppable flowing of the nose and sneezing when you have the flu.
Disability to speak when you have pleghm stuck in your throat.
Having your ears blocked for who knows what reason.
Very soar muscles.
And many more.

You get to stay in bed the whole day!! Or at least I do.

Got the cough on Wednesday. Fevercamethis morning. Was supposed to get up early and clean my room but i felt the throbbing pain in the head i get when i have fever and i just couldn't pull myself out of bed so I continued to sleep. Mum and dad got up at 11 and tried to get me out of bed. I finally got up at 12. Drank Milo. Dad felt my head and said "Wow! You do have a temperature!!Take 2 panadols and go back to bed!"

I had no problems with that.Did exactly what he asked me to do. Got back up at 4. Ate some chicken with rice. Took another 2 panadols and wentback to bed for an hour. Then watched an episodeof Heroes with Nicci.

Couldn't stand the smell of sweat(I wrapped myself around the covers to make myself sweat 'cause it's supposed to be good for you to sweat when you have fever.) Couldn't stand the oily hair. Couldn't stand it all.So got up and went to shower. Prepared dinner for Ryan and myself. Watched Simpsons. Came and cleaned my room while using Sheena's laptop to play music and to chat with people on msn.

Now I'm back to bed! Yup..haha..Oh..before I forget..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNNY SUN SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love you so much!!!

Nights..Kels

I know..A bit late. But I seriously posted the pictures TWICE! But it didn't publish. So it isn't my fault! But here are some of the drawings.

Lawn Ball. Drawn by Ben.

Launch Pad. Drawn by Ben. His eyes were supposed to be closed.


Launch Pad. Drawn by Sue Anne. Eyes had to be closed too.

Misha's Queen Bee.

Now..this definitely does NOT look like a shark bay does it?? But it is!! Drawn by Nicci.

Ryan's Priest. He had to draw it without lifting the pen. So yeah..haha

Wing Sun's tiger with curly hair..HAHAHA!!! Gosh..how is that a tiger?


Cottage?? House?? wrong!!! It's an ENVELOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha..David Ng, David Ng.

Zie's supposed to be Parade. Haha!!!

Hope you had a good laugh. Will post more pictures of birthdays soon.

kels

Left to right: Debbie, Chris John, Me, Denise and Christobelle.
During Thanksgiving.

I know..This picture is so very small! Can't really see who is in it..But Yup. It was taken in YC Camp 2006.

JJ. My cousin. Such a poser!! It runs in the family..haha

Kara. School friend.
Left to right. Aldiana, Kristina, Tess, Georgia, Me and Lara.
Sports Day '07. Don't mean to be evil, but I can't stand half of the girls in the picture.


Victoria. Homegroup mate. Classmate.

Vanessa. Italian Bella! Haha..Homegroup mate. Class mate.

Lego!! Did that in Science yesterday. My teacher says that every last lesson of the term he does something 'fun'. Yup..so we did that. And I went to the extreme. Breaking the school rule. Took my phone out of my pocket and quickly snapped a picture of my art work! haha..Obviously the teacher was out of the class room. Haha..

Did this in Science quite a while ago. Went to the extreme,broke the law and took a picture. Haha..It's chromatography. Don't know what that is? Look it up! haha..

I was bored and tired! I know..It's such a girly pose..EEE!! haha..

Will put up more later on.

Kels

Channing Tatum is SSOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is not funny!! ARGH!!
Why? Why? Why do such guys only exists in Hollywood? I mean..There might just be a few..FEW here in Adelaide. BUT WHY???!!!!!!! Haha..

She's The Man is so funny! I watched in 4 times already! I still laugh so hard! It's so dumb! Maybe it's 'cause it speaks to me! haha..Inside every woman, there is a man!Haha!! Sorry..Let me explain.
I was really high last Sunday, after the night service. I came home laughing like crazy. Saying stupid things. Mum was so irritated she goes " shush Kelsey! So noisy! So loud! Act like a girl!"
And me being irritating says, " Mum..Inside every woman, there is a man!" So yeah..Anyway.. Just a bunch of nonsense.

Didn't go to school today. Didn't feel well. Still not feeling too well but I have to go tomorrow. Gotta hand up an assignment. Only got 3 days of school left then 2 weeks of holiday! Woo Hoo!!

Oh. Did I tell you, Last week I realised that I tend to get hurt a lot. By myself and other people. As in physically. On purpose and by accident. For example, I was putting on my socks that day and I cut myself on my thumb with my toenail! So I thought I'd do a count. On how many times I get hurt by myself and other people by accident and on purpose.
So I started last Sunday. I got up to like 100!! No kidding! No exaggeration! I literally got up to 100! It's not even exact. I probably forgot to count some. I normally get hurt more on Sundays and Fridays. Seriously. People bully me. I just get hit. Especially on my arm. I would probably have bruises on my arms. But anyway.. Yeah. Oh well..It just shows how bored I can get. Haha..

That's all for now. Will make my posts more exciting next time. Haha..

kels

Got this off someone's blog. It is so funny! I was laughing hilariously.

when i was six months pregnant with my third child, my three-year old came into the room as i was preparing to get into the shower. she said, "mommy, you are getting fat!" i replied, "yes honey, rmber mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "i know," she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"

I also did this test thing and got this as my results:

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent(gotta be kidding), honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style(oohhhh!! How wrong is this?!!). This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.(this is true)

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.(ooOoo..Good- looking ones?)

Your views on education

Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs(I do?) but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success:

Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy(haha..oh yeah!) and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean.(oh yeah!) You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

Haha..sorry. Just some random things I have been doing lately.

kels

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love you so much nielle!!!! Hope you had a great day! Love ya with all my heart sister!!!

Every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy that does these things
for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones
life.
Yeah sure! Don't think so! Girls like my sister..maybe! ohhhh!!! haha..

• give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.
-Why?Wouldn't I have my own t-shirt?
• leave her cute text notes.
-eee! too mushy stuff!
• kiss her in front of your friends.
-No thanks! I won't even be kissing!
• tell her she looks beautiful.
-It would be nice..but don't have to. I already know!(haha!)
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.
-That would actually freak me out.
• let her mess with your hair.
-Why would I be messing with his hair?
• touch her hair.
-Keep your hands off my hair! It's heaps nice!(haha!)
• just walk around with her.
-I suppose that's alright.
• FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES.
- Oh yeah! That I would want!
• look at her like she`s the only girl you see.
-Well..I'm not the only girl he would see 'cause there are many more!
• tickle her even when she says stop.
-1: No point tickling me. I'm not ticklish!
-2: Stop when I say stop 'cause I'm not ticklish!
• hold her hand when you`re around your friends.
-I don't think I would be very comfortable with that.
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
-1: I don't swear!
-2: I would have probably walked away even before he could say anything.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
- I would not really fall asleep..But I guess..haha!
• get her mad, then kiss her.
-Don't even think about it! It would just make me even more mad! DUH!
• tease her and let her tease you back.
-Even if he didn't let me tease him back I would!
• stay up all night with her when she`s sick.
- I wouldn't want him to see me when I'm sick 'cause I'd look bad!
• watch her favorite movie with her.
-I have many favourite movies. And I'm fine with any movie.
• kiss her forehead.
- Why??? Cheek would be fine.
• give her the world.
- He wouldn't be able to!
• write her letters.
- Why letters when there is such a thing as emails and sms..
• let her wear your clothes.
-1: I probably wouldn't be able to fit.
-2: I would prefer mine actually..
• when she`s sad, hang out with her.
- That would be nice.
• let her know she`s important.
- It would also be nice. But I already know it. (haha!)
• let her take all the photos she wants of you.
-1: I would take pictures WITH him..
-2: I won't be taking heaps of pictures of him..I'd be taking pictures of..ME!(haha!)
• kiss her in the pouring rain.
-1: I think I mentioned before..We won't be kissing.
-2: In the rain?? No thanks!!
• when you fall in love with her, tell her.
- I would actually freak out!
• and when you tell her, love her like you`ve never loved someone before.
- He might already have loved someone else. And probably would still be. His family,His friends..etc.

Anyway..haha..I just think those emails are dumb! And I enjoy ruining it! haha...so yeah..

kels

What is the first thing that comes to your head when you think about Easter?
You know...You never really think about what Easter really means to you until you are asked to share about it. Or someone asks you what it means to you. I suppose you know the usual, for example, how Jesus died on the cross to forgive us, to save us and all that stuff. But what does it really mean to you?

Well I was asked to speak at life group/ cell group today. And the topic was 'What does the cross mean to me'. When Lauren (my leader) asked me, I was like..right..I don't know. And boy..did it take a lot of asking and help and thought in the shower before I got a bit of it. Most of it came while I was in the shower. You know how some people have a certain place where they just get these things..Like words from God or something. Mine is in the shower. And my parents..(mostly mum) would read this and say 'yeah..she takes ages in there!' And I got a little bit of stuff there. And help from friends..Danielle Ng. Josh Wilson. Robyn Marcus. Seth. Mum. Nic. And whoever else that I didn't mention.

And at life group, we talked about what the cross means to a few of us. The leaders and a few of the members. Then we were asked to write some stuff down. What we think about Easter and the cross now. And the thoughts we have on our heart.

Here is a bit of what some of the people spoke about,what I spoke about and a bit of the thoughts that I wrote down.

The cross is like stairs. We go on it and it takes us to our destination, Heaven. It only goes up, not down. It takes us to new levels all the time. New things. New stages. Like Jesus went through all that pain and suffering, we would too. It's hard work. We would face obstacles and struggles. We would be laughed at and mocked. We would feel like we can't go on anymore and like there are walls and chains holding us back from taking our next step and going to our next level.
But like God sent His only son to die on the cross for us, to show us how much He loves us, He would make a way. He would strengthen us and refresh. He will break those walls and chains.
The cross to me is like a platform that connects me to someone higher, God.

Can you believe it? God did all that for us. He sent His only son. ONLY. To be crucified! To be mocked at and laughed at. To go through all that pain and suffering. Just for us. Jesus didn't have to do it. But He did anyway. He did it 'cause He loved us. He thought we were worthy. He did it so that we can be forgiven and saved and have eternal life. He wanted to be our platform.

You know how God was looking down at Jesus and He couldn't take seeing someone He loved so dearly be crucified and put through all that pain and He looked away for a second. And Jesus said 'why did you forsake me Lord?'
I just can't imagine watching someone I love go through that. Have nails about six inches long be hammered through their hands and feet. That just shows how much we mean to God and Jesus and how much they love us.

That's about it. I'll end this post with a song that I heard recently. More like the lyrics of the song. The song is Jesus, You're beautiful by Cece Winans.